In the previous chapter, we described the suffering that you might have before a driving theory test, suffering I say?, ja!, That's nothing to what comes at you! ...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... the fearsome PRACTICES
Although guys have it easier (and do not tell me not!), Because few of you, before doing so named the theory test, I had made a few practices with the car daddy ? (Not that I knew of course!), Vaa , I see those hands up!, A few many, not you, if you actually guys have more facilities the aunts up to drive and how many of !..., you has said so annoying phrase (because I rebienta every time I hear it) behind the wheel ... - WOMEN HAD TO BE! - Eh? few, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, lifts it out there a timidly, 9, 10 ... 44, 45.46, I'm waiting, start !....
finally! MEN! ...
But what we were going, if it is difficult to test theoretical imagine how difficult it is to put the first day behind the wheel in that car, next to a teacher (not reasonably is that you've asked) fumeta and bad breath ... that tells you that you have three pedals at your feet beside the accelerator, brake and clutch, clutch? clutch? THAT IS WHAT IS ?, the case is that Mr. badly shaven, fumeta , and bad breath, leads to a fabriqueta textile where they make underwear, (and I will not give more clues ...) the which is very busy, and this will release the sermon and tells you everything about the car - if the first is the belt, most important, then mirrors, accelerator, brake, clutch, the wheel, "THE WORLD OF SPEED, the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, ah! there is no more!, the parking brake, all this and more in 5 minutes, of which you only have you learned that you have to put the belt first!, and now what?, aaa !!!!!!!!! !!!...., I can repeat it please ?....
begin to drive, and walk around the factory at 10km / h, watching not to eat, bend, and after several turns, and when you think you've already Pillao , which are the Fernando Alonso again, but in women, you professional, the bad breath, it tells - ala, take to the street, street? but this crazy or what, you want to run over as many pedestrians ?...; pass my way just finally doing what he says, you're on the street, nothing but what is entering the city, you encounter your first obstacle a light , break, but forget the clutch, and of course the drive bay you, you get nervous, do not know what to do, you look after, and these form queue, look like the driver behind sulphide touch you the whistle, and of course, drop the phrase - women had to be - and you still you get more nervous, I do?, these to leave the car there, and turn to walk home, but you do not, breathe ondo And start your car, accelerate little by little, and you release the clutch, praying that the car, you are not re-jig, jig, which until recently and knew what it meant!, Follow a 10km / h, turn the first street on the right and the man, unshaven, fumeta bad breath and your teacher says here parking self-park?, eh? a moment, a moment, and that as they do?, the man with bad breath, and you atacaito of the nerves, gives you instructions to do, you try it again and again, and see that the site is huge, but there is no way to stop the car well happy!, Until you end up getting, "It's all about practice," he says tio !, nen! this is the first time I pick a car! it is thought that the first day would have it right?, or the first day or the other or the other, nor the other, cost me a few end up doing so many practices as well
about 40, who has worth laughed? you how many did you get your? eh, clear that the worst is not parked, the worst is when the day arrives that tells you: - strip-highway motorway direction? eh? what, this crazy, with that of pyre going to 200km / h,-no, says the non-freeway guy! - machine for !!!!.. ., but as always just giving in, because he is your teacher, that and because the also has some Mandita the feet which can be triggered whenever he pleases, so you take it with philosophy ...- TO HIGHWAY, AND BEYOND !!!!...( as say Buzz Lightyear).
begin to accelerate, and then remember that in the textbook of the theory, put you should not go more than 120km / h and the minimum is 60, for you to split table, something has had to serve so many little questions!, - for a 60km / h, not one more!, of course, that's when your teacher tells you look down and-speeds, which going down the freeway, accelerating!
you do see that you have not heard (with how well you're going in the right lane and 60!), and seeing your teacher or your case is that the throttle, and you see the hairline the speedometer and going to 70, 80, now going to 90, god we reaching the limits of the 100 I'm doing !!!...;- poop in your pants! ...
once the shock of the freeway, you decide you are ready to go!, Though, your teacher does not feel the same.
HAS COME THE BIG DAY , THE GREAT DAY OF PRACTICE EXAM !!!... Although it
we'll talk another day , it is too late.
conclude by saying that this monologue was written with great imagination, but if it is true that some experiences
this is like my reality, not all going to have to find it out.
one more thing!, I would ask my teacher apologize practices driving school, and tell him that his breath smelled not so bad! ...
