several days ago that I write, I say good day months, but today I plan to do so.
Previously, I did a little monologue of what love was, and today it occurred to me, I should talk about what difficult it is to drive.
Because for starters, and the first thing you should do is get you a driver's license, very, very important, You want a car, as Allah, go in search of a good autescuela,, sign up. Actually it
sign up is easier, you join with the intention of going there to learn a lot and try that next month you can upload (I'm spending a bundle fixed a date !!!), you all excited or, (but as a general rule not met), you begin to see what is the "roll" you sit there for an hour, listening to the teacher in me just read what the book said, thereafter when the class ended Professor I was saying you to do the agenda that questions about a cute little book they give you, it's all questions, and yes!, you when you get home you get with every good intention. And you start to read one after another question.
QUESTION:
You drive a vehicle designed to carry goods from LDCs 3.500KG over by a conventional road, with arcen unpaved, but passable, less than 1.5 m wide, in adverse weather conditions . By accelerating at an intersection without traffic lights, eight-way or road markings, between sunset and sunrise, WHAT DOES IT DO?.
a) stop the vehicle on the shoulder, and I begin to mourn.
b) I say "BA NZAI ", left the road on which I run and walk across the sidewalk running over as many pedestrians have to face me ...
c) on the gas, I cover my eyes and that is what God wants! ...
Once this type of text (and almost certainly You probably care, this question is not exposed in any book of driving school, do not look), you are about to analyze all your fault ...
so what?? The Tenerian has 40 questions, which you've failed 17, god! will Jor me I read the agenda prior to the question, if the teacher was saying and what !!!!, READ BEFORE THE AGENDA Ask questions! ...
Anyway that you throw one, two or even three weeks by going to class and doing the happy tesxt. Until you get tired, and you get bored, every day the same song, and starts to go to classes, I'm not going tomorrow either and so you jump three years without going to the driving school, driving school?, Which is why ?, ha, ha, ha. The problem comes when one of your friends that you pointed it out, and I dice_ Alicia, I approved, I have the card !!!!, all excited and grinning from side to side of his mouth, obviously you the felicitas, but inside this begrudge you, jo !!!!!!!!!!!!!, she has taken and you do not ....
next day you intend to go to class, and you put your brand-new books folder covered with pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt and handsome "saved by the bell" and you are about to go to class, the problem is that when you get the driving school, God!, where the driving school is no longer this is now a textile factory, where you go and forgive the driving questions ...- had here before?, a lady quite sorprensida, tells you that a year ago the hill, your face pale, and die of shame salts, what was your old school saying, "In God is my witness, SACO ME THIS YEAR THE CARD HAPPY !!!!... Salts
So fuck out of there, and directly to sign up for another driving school, a better, more name, that where your friend has taken the card, signatures, saviendo the Paston have nailed you, but look forward, to start over again, not to go to class and do a thousand and one text, with over a thousand and one questions, of which you will not fail nor!! (Even after you fail a lot).
And the big day comes the great final text, "The theoretical test" ... all there in line waiting to enter the big test, you've smoked more than snuff pack and a half, I made her hand to her mouth, but you've already eaten all the nails that you were in your own hand, these nerves, you just NOW AGONY !!!..., call you hear your name, you feel, your mind will explode, it go a lot of questions - to all that can go a motocicletaque travel on land that runs along an urban road?, god I can not remember! 40 or 50 as the car was, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!. and you get the hysteria when you see an old show Calvet and chubby-faced ostia that you are dealt bad review, face down.
begins consideration, I read it, and you see it's very easy, this is me!, Is a, and this is the c, damn easy, but you realize that there are three questions which have dubious the - see question 17 is cob, not because they look alike, you'll _hay Alicia prospect!. and then I remember someone told you to ask, you always ask!, raise your hand, and appears peazo of tiarrona, you ask and say that they doubt in question 17, she reads it, turns to you and tell you the very pissed off ... -That I did not have to ask, you should have studied more., Then you just want to say four things lavantarte and the fat that, attending tells me! will ... in order that you look again and again ota paper, and intentasl back to try their luck, and come back to raise my hand, god not the other way again, no, no, no, ... , You see that appears bald, short with bad ostia has dealt you the test, "whether now that we have busy, _a see Alice, and ask you who sent you, so cute that these coy" ... in so there you have it, at your side, you say stuttering just as you told the Gothic tiarrona before, you look at the page of the exam, he looks at you and acontinuación let go "is the C-BINGO! fucking with balding short, and rolled up, and after a long wait you look around and see that there are only 4 people sitting, and that you are one of them decide to get up and deliver dubious tiarrona examining the fat, and go.
and after waiting for hours give you the result, and ...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, APPROVED MY GOD HE CAN NOT BE TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, much suffering worthwhile! !!!!!!!!!!!!... You get home
bouncing, and publishing to the four winds have passed, and only is one thing, "practices" and the driving test, which we will talk another day, because it has fabric !!!!. to another ...
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